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death rattle

Longest walk ever + messy house + gimpy boyfriend + pile of neglected writing stuff + pyschotic toddler + local insane person (commonly known as I Love a Parade) heckling me and psychotic toddler no less than 3 times – money = Kelly Delaney about to shuffle off this mortal coil.

Make sure that I am laid out in pajama bottoms, tube socks, and my Lollapalooza '95 tshirt. NO BRA! In my casket I would like my stuffed bunny, my laptop, and my mp3 player. During the service, I would like the soundtrack to The Harder They Come played on repeat. I would also like my wake to be the biggest party ever.

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