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My mom's insane…

We sat down to watch Friends and when my mom realized that it wasn't a new one she exclaimed, “Hey, this is old episode!” and then turned around and gave me this really dirty look…like I'm the fucking head of programming at NBC. I asked her, “Well, what are you looking at me for? I didn't have anything to do with that.” She laughed and told me to send them an irate email. NBC better pray that I don't send them this:\
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Dear NBCocks,\
You played an encore episode of friends on December 4, 2003. This made my mom irritated with me. I hate when my mom is irritated with me. Please think of me when you make such heartless decisions. Don't make me come up there.\
Kelly Delaney
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stopped by a little while ago and brought me this irresistable apple pie. I've decided not to have any tonight, but it keeps popping up in my mind, saying, “Come eat my appley goodness. You know you want me.” Mmmm….\
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The mayor is off the hook:\
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/03338/247119.stm\
That is going to piss so many people off. I can't wait. There is nothing like a politician who knows that he doesn't have to kiss any more asses and just lets the shit fly. Ah, I love it. God Bless America and somethingsomethingsomething.\
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Does anyone want to come with me to get a flu shot?

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