I’m trying to be all healthy and active and whatnot

I Read A Lot of Internets

notable news stories

In the “Oh my god, I'm so sick of hearing about that” category:\
Michael Jackson's parents are prepared to adopt his kids, which is great, considering what a bang-up job they did with their own. Haven't all of the Jackson children written at least a book and an album about how their parents were psychotic?\
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In the “What the hell is the world coming to?” category:\
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11-year-old boy pleads guilty to savagely murdering a 3-year-old\
Ugh.\
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In the “Fuck OPEC” category:\
OPEC wants aid\
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Isn't it cute when you look over and see that your toddler has somehow procured some Christmas lights and is trying to stick the bulbs into an uncovered outlet?\
I am an awesome mother!

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