I’m trying to be all healthy and active and whatnot

I Read A Lot of Internets

notable news stories

In the “Oh my god, I'm so sick of hearing about that” category:\
Michael Jackson's parents are prepared to adopt his kids, which is great, considering what a bang-up job they did with their own. Haven't all of the Jackson children written at least a book and an album about how their parents were psychotic?\
In the “What the hell is the world coming to?” category:\
11-year-old boy pleads guilty to savagely murdering a 3-year-old\
In the “Fuck OPEC” category:\
OPEC wants aid\
Isn't it cute when you look over and see that your toddler has somehow procured some Christmas lights and is trying to stick the bulbs into an uncovered outlet?\
I am an awesome mother!

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