Admittedly, I did think that this was a girl the first couple times I watched the video. But it’s a boy named Chris Cocker and he has more messages for Britney…from under his bedsheet.
I really like when he says “you” and points to himself. Of course, what needs to happen now is for someone to start making videos of themselves for Chris Cocker, sobbing and begging him not to off himself should Britney take that initiative. Just to spice it up, these videos should be made under an afghan.
You know he reminds me of? Avril Lavigne. It’s the eyes, I think. And the lack of a fucking clue.