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snot rag?

I was sneezing all day yesterday but kept insisting that I was fine, that it was just allergies. Then around 4:30 p.m., I got that baseball-bat-to-the-head feeling. I am totally disgusting today and have completely surrendered any shred of dignity left by simply shoving a tissue up both nostrils and just letting it drip.

My brain has ceased functioning so this is all DayQuil. And my motor skills and capacity for critical reasoning is on par with that of a two-month-old. I’m pretty sure if I hadn’t popped some liquicaps this morning, I’d be on the floor, drooling.

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