snot rag?

I was sneezing all day yesterday but kept insisting that I was fine, that it was just allergies. Then around 4:30 p.m., I got that baseball-bat-to-the-head feeling. I am totally disgusting today and have completely surrendered any shred of dignity left by simply shoving a tissue up both nostrils and just letting it drip.

My brain has ceased functioning so this is all DayQuil. And my motor skills and capacity for critical reasoning is on par with that of a two-month-old. I’m pretty sure if I hadn’t popped some liquicaps this morning, I’d be on the floor, drooling.

3 Responses to “snot rag?”

  1. Akiramich Says:

    I mistakenly read popped as pooped and it had a whole other meaning. N’at.

  2. Nosaby Says:

    My sympathies. I’ve so been there with the tissue stuffed up the nose!

  3. Mindy Says:

    It’s going around…drink some warm tea, that always makes me feel better. That and wiping my snot on my germophobe husband.

Leave a Reply