This is what I saw when I woke up this morning:
Know what that is? Here’s a closer look:
The kids are playing Godzilla: Unleashed on the Wii and that is several kinds of awesome.
Hearing them develop their little trash talkin’ tactics is simultaneously adorable and annoying, since it still involves a healthy dose of whining.
Everyone else is like:
Of course, I have a headache because I wore my glasses most of this morning and I bent the shit out of them the other day. After I took them off I got all dizzy from being too used to the crookedness. They are 9 years old. I should maybe consider investing in some new spectacles before I go completely blind.