I’m trying to be all healthy and active and whatnot

I Read A Lot of Internets

bizzatch

I am so all about this. And I want to help spearhead the movement.

Admittedly, I need to work on my putdowns. My most biting criticism of late was uttered the other night during a discussion of Joe Francis’ “success” with the Girls Gone Wild franchise: “Any woman who shows her boobs to a camera for free is a fucking idiot.”

7 comments to bizzatch

  • Eh. If a man did that, he’d be a chucklehead, and I don’t think it’s any different if a woman – including the article writer, in this case – does so. What she misses completely is the element of timing. You can spout attitude all day long, but if you don’t prove you have something to say in the meantime, and figure out when to say it and when to zing it, you’ll be justifiably ignored.

  • Scooterbird, anytime I get all “Women! Yeah! Snark!” you get all, “But for men…” and you need to quit it with that shit.

  • Mary

    Women! Yeah! SNARK!!

    (i’m all for this and will gleefully be your partner in bitchiness.)

  • Oh, the fine art of a well-timed barb is way overdue for a comeback.

  • I feel like I’ve been spearheading this movement my whole life. I’m told it may have something to do with why I’m still single.

    Fuck that, I’ve had to take so many “well timed barbs” from guys that any guy who can’t take one isn’t worth it.

  • “I’ve had to take so many “well timed barbs” from guys that any guy who can’t take one isn’t worth it.”

    true that, my friend. Perhaps the only reason I’m married is because the husband and I are champion shit-talkers.

  • Perhaps the only reason I’m married is because the husband and I are champion shit-talkers.

    I hear that. It’s pretty telling that ‘douche bag” is a term of endearment in my household.

Leave a Reply

 

 

 

You can use these HTML tags

<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>