The past few mornings, the baby has accompanied our routine by singing everything in this virbrato, operatic voice. Sometimes he counts to 100 in this voice or sings the ABCs, he often answers questions or commands in this manner.
“The baby, go put your shoes on.”
“The baby, did you take your vitamin?”
I am always happy to provide the responsorial chorus of “Would you fuc–…just STOP! Talk normal!”
But we got his report card yesterday and he’s doing really well in school. The only sub-par marks were for listening and paying attention. No big surprise there.
I don’t have much else to report. My hair has insane frizz today. I want to shave it off.