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maybe my tooth broke because I clench them all the time to speak

My kid is my favorite person on the planet.

But it’s possible that I will strip him of that title if he doesn’t stop with the bullshit.

How was your day? Aside from a rainforest’s worth of toilet paper down the toilet thanks to my *&@#(# child, mine was alright. We had a staff morale-boosting activity at work today, which isn’t as frightening as it sounds. We got to watch the remake of Hairspray and eat candy. Consider my morale boosted. The movie was cute, but now I really just want to watch the original.

Also, I would like to state for the record that I get highly annoyed when MTV says it’s showing True Life when it’s actually showing Cribs.

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