Thomas: when i was playing records not too long ago
me: cause it’s a path that i wouldn’t go down. too much to lose
Thomas: this really hot chick came in
she was with her friends
it was her 21st birthday
23:40 she was very drunk
my wife overheard her talking about how she wanted to take me home and fuck the shit out of me
i was like “why are you telling me this?!?!?!!”
23:42 me: fuck. but it’s a good ego boost.
23:43 Thomas: yeah definitely
me: except your ol’ lady must have been pissed. or maybe she saw the funny side. also, it’s good for her. means she didn’t marry an ugly choad.
Thomas: but i wanted to take her up on that offer
she was kinda drunk herself, she thought it was funny.
me: course. that goes without saying
23:44 we have to practice such restraint
Thomas: i later found the girl on myspace and added her, showing off the fact that i am married and with a kid. so that ended that nonsense.
me: you’ll have to sned me the link.
5 minutes
23:49 Thomas: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=778632
23:51 also, are you familiar with matt chester, the dood who owns 11th hour records?
me: yeah, saw him dj.
he was brilliant
Thomas: his girl is fucking banging
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=73406856
23:52 me: she is, my girl loves him
even if she has a trout pout

Thomas: ha
23:53 me: i got big ass lips, so i don’t know what i’m talking about
23:54 Thomas: interesting that you would have such high praise for matt’s deejaying, ive not seen him live but his mixes leave me cold
23:55 me: in a club setting, he was great. also, he dropped u got the look
Thomas: nice!
me: and mixed a top mark broom track into it. riding the riddim for ages
Thomas: sounds much more daring than anything on his mixes
23:57 me: yeah, suppose.
23:58 but prince is a safe bet for techno djs
Thomas: thats true. but for as straightforward as his mixes are, i wouldnt have even assumed he’d own that record.
23:59 i was actually surprised at the stuff that he likes, and how much i liekd him. i kinda assumed he’d be into really standard shit.
me: he seems like a personable individual
Thomas: yeah he was a really cool guy.
me: dude, that girl is gorgeous
00:00 Thomas: which, the one who was talking about taking me home?
or matt’s girl?
me: take-away girl
Thomas: yeah man
she was pretty much ridiculous
00:01 and she was going nuts because i was playing al green “love and happiness” and bobby caldwell “what you wont do for love”
me: but the grass is never greener
good taste on her part
Thomas: exactly
bomb girls who like good music is what the fuck is up
00:02 me: in an alternate reality you will marry her and she will have your babies. or you just have hot sex.
Thomas: i have no thoughts of ever being in a relationship with any woman other than my wife. but id like to fuck the shit out of many women. just once. each.
00:06 me: the dream
Thomas: indeed\
its all about spreading the seed. i have no love for hoes.
00:08 me: you’re right!
00:11 the idea of sleepin’ with the same woman for the rest of my life, it is gonna test my admittedly weak resolve
Thomas: i mean, im not against sleeping with one person over and over and over
00:12 as long as theres some others thrown in to keep it all fresh
me: you’re a dirtbird
00:13 Thomas: indeed i am
me: but i dig it

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