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how to remotely give your wife a heart attack

The baby told us a few times over the last couple of weeks that he wanted a mohawk, so we told him that once school was done we would give him one. That was on the husband’s to-do list today.

Husband: ah mohawk failed. the baby just has a very short buzz

me: weak

Husband: yeah i tried to trim what would end up being the “long part” down to a slightly more manageable level and it was too short.
so i cut it all off

me: good job

Husband: just emailed you a photo

me: he’s bald

Husband: close
it is just very short
it looks better in real life

photo

Che is not amused.

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