beach: day 2
I really can’t complain about much of anything at the moment, but I would like my body to get its act together.
Ever-Growing List of Physical Maladies:
1) snarky menses
2) missed a step on the walkway and landed very roughly on a straight leg, which over-hyperextended my knee and jammed my hip. I thought for sure I broke my thigh.
3) sunburn
4) 5 or 6 GIGANTIC mosquito bites. In fact, I don’t think “bites” is the right word. “Mosquito tumors” is probably more apt.
But, I mean, seriously…
And just because:
Dead jellyfish on a plate. Breakfast?
August 4th, 2008 at 11:42 am
When you described #2, my leg started twitching. Fucking Ouch.
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kdiddy reply on August 4th, 2008 11:52 am:
dude, yeah. what a way to kick things off. thankfully, it’s feeling mostly better today. just sore yesterday.
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August 4th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Not to pry but WTF is a dead jellyfish doing on a butter plate in the kitchen? IS someone going to throw on some butter and sea salt and marinate it?
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kdiddy reply on August 5th, 2008 12:07 pm:
dunno. apparently people do weird things at the beach.
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August 4th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
look for some of this - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Plantago_major.jpg
or this - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plantago_lanceolata
Chew it up, slap it on the skeeter tumors, and slap a bandaid over it.
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August 4th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Dead jellyfish…
What. The. Fuck.
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August 4th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Sorry, forgot to add:
Seriously. Ick.
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August 4th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
jellyfish!?!
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August 5th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
1. I don’t get small mosquito bites anymore. They are like welts. Is that what happens when you get older? Or is it because I’m usually drunk when they are biting me and I can’t feel them?
2. I thought it was a breast implant. Thank you for clarifying.
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kdiddy reply on August 7th, 2008 7:53 pm:
maybe the skeeters get drunk from your blood and just keep sucking and sucking and sucking…
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