beach: day 2

I really can’t complain about much of anything at the moment, but I would like my body to get its act together.

Ever-Growing List of Physical Maladies:

1) snarky menses
2) missed a step on the walkway and landed very roughly on a straight leg, which over-hyperextended my knee and jammed my hip. I thought for sure I broke my thigh.
3) sunburn
4) 5 or 6 GIGANTIC mosquito bites. In fact, I don’t think “bites” is the right word. “Mosquito tumors” is probably more apt.

But, I mean, seriously…

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And just because:

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Dead jellyfish on a plate. Breakfast?

10 Responses to “beach: day 2”

  1. Black Hockey Jesus Says:

    When you described #2, my leg started twitching. Fucking Ouch.

  2. kdiddy Says:

    dude, yeah. what a way to kick things off. thankfully, it’s feeling mostly better today. just sore yesterday.

  3. Akiramich Says:

    Not to pry but WTF is a dead jellyfish doing on a butter plate in the kitchen? IS someone going to throw on some butter and sea salt and marinate it?

  4. kdiddy Says:

    dunno. apparently people do weird things at the beach.

  5. Sarah Says:

    look for some of this – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Plantago_major.jpg
    or this – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plantago_lanceolata

    Chew it up, slap it on the skeeter tumors, and slap a bandaid over it.

  6. arn Says:

    Dead jellyfish…

    What. The. Fuck.

  7. arn Says:

    Sorry, forgot to add:

    Seriously. Ick.

  8. Alaina Says:

    jellyfish!?!

  9. Kristabella Says:

    1. I don’t get small mosquito bites anymore. They are like welts. Is that what happens when you get older? Or is it because I’m usually drunk when they are biting me and I can’t feel them?

    2. I thought it was a breast implant. Thank you for clarifying.

  10. kdiddy Says:

    maybe the skeeters get drunk from your blood and just keep sucking and sucking and sucking…

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