Dream Jobs
- member of Weezer, circa 1995/6
- being Vinnie from Entourage
- bad ass diva vocalist for house music and disco producers
- dancehall queen
- Nina Simone
Best Commercials
- Snickers “I’m Batman”
- Nextel “Push It”
- Comcast “More Bang for Your Buck”
- A & L Motors “They Treat Everyone Like a Superstar”
Best Casseroles
- tuna noodle
- green bean
- Frito pie
- Jell-O pretzel salad (honestly, not sure of its status as a casserole, but it seems plausible)
Movies That Make Me Cry Every Time
- Big Fish
- Knocked Up
- Juno
- Secretary
- A League of Their Own
- Field of Dreams (am sucker for baseball movies, apparently)
- series finale of Six Feet Under (not a movie, no, but just as epic)
Best Break Up songs
- “Not Gon Cry” by Mary J. Blige
- “There You Go” by P!nk
- “Song for the Dumped” by Ben Folds Five
- “Last Goodbye” by Jeff Buckley
Stuff that I’ve (Somewhat) Unwittingly Bought Because the Baby Pushed It on Me and I Was Too Rushed/Tired/Frazzled to Notice and Refuse
- Debbie Meyer’s Green Bags
- vibrating toothbrush
