INSANITY!!!!!!
My grandmother just stopped by on the way back from the hairdressers to drop off invitations for my graduation party. She's a fucking whirlwind. She was here 4 minutes tops and in that time she managed to criticize my entire house and lecture me about locking my screen door in order to “keep the drug dealers out.” (Gram, did it ever occur to you that I might want to let the drug dealers in? ;-p) So she's walking out the back door, fake hip in tow, then leaps back into the house when she notices the cats creeping around next door. Her screams of “JESUS CHRIST!” were, fortunately, not enough to wake up my son. What a freak.
