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2) What do you use to wash your hair?: usually fancy shampoo and conditioner but, as mentioned before, I've been usin Le Pert Plus. My hair's been looking pretty crazy.
3) Your face?: some fancy face wash that my grandmother deals me.
4) Who's your favorite Golden Girl?: Dorothy
5) Do you know how to play poker?: Not really. My grandfather taught me a bunch of times but it's never stuck.
6) What class did you cut the most in high school?: I think all in all, it's probably my senior english class. Our teacher had a heart attack around February so we had a sub. She never did anything with us so I skipped that class for about a whole month. But my senior year I was pretty truant altogether.
7) Invite 3 people to dinner: Margaret Cho, Eddie Izzard, Aaron McGruder. Fuck. Yeah.
8) Favorite incense flavor: Nag Champa?
9) Age you first shaved: I think 11? I remember cutting myself shaving while taking a bath on Christmas Eve. I made up some shit about cutting it on the drain so that my mom wouldn't find out.
10) What color nail polish are you wearing right now?: Wow, this is one of like five times in my life I've worn nail polish. It's really pale pink, practically clear.
11) Coolest animal you've seen up close: Chuckles.
12) Favorite standup comedian: Eddie Izzard/Margaret Cho tie.
14) First letter or digit of your license plate: don't got one.
15) Describe your dream wedding: me, the boyfriend, heinz chapel, stunning dress. I could go into more details but it would be boring.
16) First store you run to at the mall: the food court. I fucking hate the mall, though.
17) Ever been to a strip club?: yes
18) Do you wear a watch?: yes
19) Do you know how to tie a tie?: kinda
20) Ever see a UFO?: no
21) Cooking fiasco: Probably when I cooked dinner for the boyfriend's mother's birthday. The boyfriend found out there was mustard (a condiment he detests) in the sauce and refused to eat it. I was crushed. A four-hour long arugment ensue. so. fucking. stupid.
22) Thoughts on Eminem: I just don't even know.
23) Do you own any diamonds?: A pair of earrings that my dad gave me awhile ago. They're from JC Penney. How hot is that? Any more diamonds that I own I would like to inherit. I don't think I'm down with anymore diamonds being mined. It's not like hand-me-downs will be in bad shape, you know?
24) What do you carry with you at all times?: my George Kostanza wallet.
25) Ever smoke a cigar?: Does a Swisher Sweet count? Then yes.
26) Do you snore?: No.
27) Talk in your sleep?: every now and then, yes.
28) Gum- fruity or minty?: Extra Winterfresh Plen-T-Pak. bitch.
29) How do you drive?: nervously.
30) Can you drive stick?: no.
31) Best Elvis song: Don't Believe the Hype by Public Enemy.
32) What do you miss most about being little?: Getting up early on summer mornings, getting dressed, wolfing down breakfast so that I could get outside and play for as long as possible.
33) Whom would you call to bail you out of jail?: The boyfriend. But I can't imagine that situation ever coming true.
34) Cartoon character you'd date: Kim Basinger's character in Cool World.
35) Musical collaboration you'd most like to see: Oh, I'm stumped. Let me think of something really good and I'll get back to you.
36) Are you allergic to anything?: Not officially.
37) Perfume or cologne you wear most?: I generally don't.
38) Can you draw/sketch?: Not a lick.
39) Carnival food: funnel cake
40) Who did you want to be as a child?: Wonderwoman.
