anyone have a gun?
My son is sick. Since I'm such a nice mom and wanted to teach him a valuable lesson about sharing, I gave him my cold from this weekend. I actually still have the cold a little bit, so it truly is sharing! I'm like Mr. fucking Rogers!
For the past two days, his nose has been running, he's been coughing, he's had a fever of at least 101, he hasn't eaten a thing, he's been crying constantly, PLUS this morning he threw up and had diarrhea. He has his 18-month check up this afternoon, which is good because I'm at the end of my rope.
Right now, I'm sitting here at the computer crying and he's sitting in the living room crying.
If I can procure a gun I will first shoot the boyfriend for whining like a little eight-year-old bitch about being tired when I woke him up this morning to help me clean up baby puke.
Then a random shooting spree.
Then I will shoot myself.
