cliche usage ahead
I've been running around like chicken with its head cut off. In other words, I'm a tad busy. Doing what, you ask? I honestly don't know because as of this moment, nothing is fully written, the house is a mess, a pile of winter clothes are sitting in the corner of my bedroom and will probably stay there until November, and my son is passed out on the kitchen table.
I have a few funny stories to tell but can't get to them now because I have to continue with my decapitated fowl routine.
Highlights: I met
White people are crazy.
Girls are crazier.
Something's wrong with my toe.