In the "Where are my feet?" vein…
I was in the bathroom a little while ago, preparing for the day. I went to put my contacts in, opened the container and was shocked to realize that they weren't in there. I looked around, puzzled for a minute, and then I realized that I ALREADY HAD PUT MY CONTACTS IN! What's worse, I totally don't remember doing it.
Also, when I originally typed the post asking about the herbs, I typed, “Gingko Balboa.”
Whatever.