My official response to current local events…
Hepatitis A or no, Chi Chi's SUCKS ASS. Why would you eat there anyway? I'm frustrated. Not to mention that, throughout this whole Typhoid Mary situation, I've had to repeatedly hear the words “beaver” and “chi chi's” and “hepatitis,” all in the less-than-appetizing patois that is Pittsburghese.\
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I think I need an apple and some fat-free caramel dip. We're out of Halloween candy and I'm going through severe withdrawal. I spent a good part of the evening crawling around, looking under beds and dressers for stray Snickers and SweetTarts.\
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Gah!
