oh my gosh, laundry! my favorite!
Three guesses what I'm doing today…\
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Anyway, I have some weird thing on my face just below my right eye. I thought it was just a patch of dry skin but when I looked at it in the mirror last night it's a red ring and in the middle is some sort of pimple or insect bite. I'm a little freaked out. The boyfriend accused me of having hepatitis, leprosy, and psoriasis. My theories so far include insect bite, insect bite in which eggs are laid, Satan was here, the Matrix has me, I'm the Golden Child, and alien implant.\
(Edit: My other guess was bubonic plague. You know, ring a ring of roses and all of that.)\
So if you don't hear from me for awhile just go ahead and assume that my face has fallen off or something else really bizarre has occurred.
