Know that I love you, Britney

Admittedly, I did think that this was a girl the first couple times I watched the video. But it’s a boy named Chris Cocker and he has more messages for Britney…from under his bedsheet.

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! pt.1

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I really like when he says “you” and points to himself. Of course, what needs to happen now is for someone to start making videos of themselves for Chris Cocker, sobbing and begging him not to off himself should Britney take that initiative. Just to spice it up, these videos should be made under an afghan.

You know he reminds me of? Avril Lavigne. It’s the eyes, I think. And the lack of a fucking clue.

4 Responses to “Know that I love you, Britney”

  1. Nosaby Says:

    Ack! What was that? You are right: I see Avril, too.

    Is he for real?

  2. AP Says:

    Have you seen the clip of “him” in full blubber?

    LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! Pleeeease….

    I’m kinda leaning towards this being an awesome piece of perfomance art. Commentary on the nature of celebrity worship, etc, etc.

    Or a piece of shite, I haven’t quite decided yet.

  3. kdiddy Says:

    Yeah, I’m thinking it might be performance art, as well. Something about it is just too absurd to be real.

    Then again, this is the internet.

  4. nawj Says:

    This is a bit, but he killed it, I almost died from laughter when Stern and Co. played this clip earlier in the week.

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