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how to improve the whopper freakout

What would make the whole campaign really wonderful is if, after the big reveal, somebody (Dr. Phil, Tom Cruise, me, whoever) came out and said to dudes like this, “Now don’t you feel bad for freaking out at the guy who makes minimum wage at Burger King because they didn’t have the shit-tastic sandwich that you wanted? Think maybe you could go get a life now and maybe put your indignation to use in matters that are a tad more pressing? In the meantime, here’s your Whopper and have fun trying to shit that out later.”

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4 Responses to “how to improve the whopper freakout”

  1. sonbanon Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 10:25 pm

    HAHAHA, that’s great.

  2. bolt Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 12:03 am

    I reaaallllyyy hate those commercials, uggghhh.

  3. Sara G. Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 1:24 am

    Hahahahahaha. That was classic, Diddy. CLASSIC.

    Peace,
    Sara G.

  4. Danielle Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 4:00 am

    I have heard about this thing. Glad we don’t have commercials anymore, all download all the time!

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