oh, hello there, late 80s
We stopped at the Record Exchange on the way home and I bought used DVDs of Top Gun and Wall Street.
What is most disturbing about these purchases, you ask? Well, that would be the fact that I’ve never seen either of these movies. I also never saw Die Hard until late last year.
I’m really not sure what I was doing in the 80s, especially since I was indeed a TV watcher and we had HBO. And I didn’t drink or do drugs until the mid 90s, so I don’t have that as an excuse.
Hmm. The mysteries of life. At least now I can properly reminisce about when Tom Cruise was hotter and less…hyena-ish.
TAKE MY BREATH
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
OH BY THE WAY, SUCKERS. I got tickets to see Louis C.K. on November 8th. It’s how I’m helping to stimulate the economy. By the way, The Economy, are you stimulated yet? Huh? You like that? Right there? WHO’S YOUR DADDY, THE ECONOMY?
I don’t know why this post is so disgusting and shouty. YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE. AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL.
July 10th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Oh my Lord, I want a Samuel Jackson beer right about now. Or any beer, really.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
I have faith in your beer procuring abilities. go forth, my friend. and drink heartily.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Top gun is totally worth it. You have to see that. Wall Street? Meh, I suppose, it’s good and all but not the whole iconic dealio that Top Gun is for me. Although I can’t imagine watching TG for the first time post Oprah-couch-jumping. Might be super creepy.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
or super awesome.
July 11th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Nice move at the end of this post. I bow where bows are required. But I was already yours at your fluent Beavis knowledge.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
aw, shucks.