my impersonation of a bank

If you wish to deposit a check, that will take 5 – 10 business days.

If you wish to stop a check, that will take 5 – 10 business days.

If you wish to dispute a charge, that will take 5 – 10 business days.

If you wish to pay your bills online, that will take 5 – 10 business days.

If WE wish to jack money out of your account, we can do that instantly, 24/7. It’s just our policy, ma’am.

5 Responses to “my impersonation of a bank”

  1. Meaghan Says:

    Here’s my impersonation of Kdiddy:

    Hi, I’m fucking brilliant and I make Meaghan laugh with every post I write.

    I know I never appear to say that, but it’s true.

  2. Amber Says:

    It’s true. I LOL at almost every post here at kdiddy.org. It’s really bad for my attempt to convince my coworkers I am, you know, working, instead of dicking around on the interbutts.

  3. baltimoregal Says:

    …don’t forget:
    the $20-$60 fees for stopping the check.
    the $20-$60 fees for bouncing a check.
    the $20-$60 fees for each additional bounce that happens after the original bounce.

    Not that it’s ever happened to me, like EVERY MONTH.

  4. Rachel Says:

    So damn true.

  5. sweetney Says:

    oh HELLS YEAH.

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