my impersonation of a bank
If you wish to deposit a check, that will take 5 – 10 business days.
If you wish to stop a check, that will take 5 – 10 business days.
If you wish to dispute a charge, that will take 5 – 10 business days.
If you wish to pay your bills online, that will take 5 – 10 business days.
If WE wish to jack money out of your account, we can do that instantly, 24/7. It’s just our policy, ma’am.
July 31st, 2008 at 10:08 am
Here’s my impersonation of Kdiddy:
Hi, I’m fucking brilliant and I make Meaghan laugh with every post I write.
I know I never appear to say that, but it’s true.
July 31st, 2008 at 1:32 pm
It’s true. I LOL at almost every post here at kdiddy.org. It’s really bad for my attempt to convince my coworkers I am, you know, working, instead of dicking around on the interbutts.
July 31st, 2008 at 11:12 am
…don’t forget:
the $20-$60 fees for stopping the check.
the $20-$60 fees for bouncing a check.
the $20-$60 fees for each additional bounce that happens after the original bounce.
Not that it’s ever happened to me, like EVERY MONTH.
July 31st, 2008 at 11:53 am
So damn true.
July 31st, 2008 at 8:09 pm
oh HELLS YEAH.