fibrous, but normal
Hi. I just got back from the doctor’s office and getting my breast ultrasounded. Everything is cool. I had to wait forever, but I really didn’t mind since I walked out of there relieved and I really can’t say the same for a few of the women that were also there.
I hopped on the bus back to work and after squeezing out of the crowded bus past a few Pitt students who were “from Philly” (read: King-of-Prussia, because if you’re from Philly, why do you look like you were just dropped into the middle of Baghdad when you’re only in Oakland?), I scrounged around my office for a little snack since I was starving. But since I had been at the hospital and on the bus, I didn’t want to just eat something without sanitizing my hands a little bit first.
Now, it’s no surprise to anyone that knows me that I’m a little immature and much of my humor is of the Beavis-and-Butthead variety. So, it’s really unfortunate that we use hand sanitizer that is “hand lotion formula.” What this means is that it has the same liquid consistency, but it’s a translucent white color. And it looks like…well, you tell me:
What’s really bad is that the cheap pumps on the hand sanitizer bottles tend to malfunction and squirt this substance on whatever or whoever is in its aim. Believe me. I’ve accidentally squirted this stuff on my shirt before and tried to hide both my snickering and my blushing, since I’m not sure anyone gets (or wants to get) what is so funny. This morning I got it all over the office couch which luckily has vinyl seats. It just looked rather gross when I wiped it up.
September 17th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Hee. It looks like Ivory dish soap, which looks like… HEY WAITAMINIT!
September 17th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
can’t decide whether to laugh or vomit!
September 18th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Haha! Good times.
And so glad everything is normal 🙂
September 18th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
*Giggle at the picture*
Glad to hear everything at the dr went ok.
September 19th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Heh. Lucky guy.
*reads post again* Oh, wait…