let’s play “where did these conversations go from here?”
Husband: “Smell my pants.”
Husband: “Smell the cat’s butt.”
Husband: “Why are you drinking whiskey?”
Me: “I’m not drinking whiskey.”
Husband: “Oh. Then what are you drinking?”
Me: “Cognac.”
Husband: “Why are you drinking Cognac?”
Me: “…”
Husband: “…?”
Me: “Because we’re out of whiskey.”
February 3rd, 2011 at 11:10 pm
http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=8700 Dr Whiskey to the rescue!!!